<.< ….. ….. My muse has been ranting. Here is his letter, to Sega.

>.>….


Dear Sega,

WTF?!

K. I’ve just watched those kick ass CGI scenes from Sonic and the Secret Rings? (LOVE btw, nice to see you’ve finally given me some moves and not just have me randomly roll into a ball and BOUNCE off of stuff. =/ ‘Cause I’m sorry, sixteen years of that and OW. )

… anyway. I looked good. Well, okay, no, the stripes could be better and I’m sorry but PURPLE? I mean c’mon! Purple is… kindagay. And now everyone thinks I look like a Viper and y’know, on seeing the pics that have been cropping up, I kinda agree with them! >=/

Like the rings though. And the eyes are creepy so you can keep them too. : thumbs up : And I do kick ass there at the end so…

One thing though. Sega? And y’know I love you and all, you’ve been faithful even after the flops (why oh WHY don’t you ever learn from your mistakes?! Nintendo does! It’s not MY FAULT you SUCK! =O ) … ahem.

Toes.

It seems, I have none.

This, for me, is a problem.

I MEAN C’MON WTF SEGA?! Taking my TOES!? What, you have a problem against toes? You don’t like toes or something? Do my toes offend you!? =O!!! Seriously Sega this isn’t funny I need my goddamn toes, you’d think it would help me to I dunno, balance!

You’d think on the evolutionary scale toes would be there for a reason! Oh wait! THEY ARE!

>=O!

… And on that note my feet are flat!? Oo What the HELL Sega?! How do I EVEN RUN? Oh wait. No… three foot tall hedgehog, blue with green eyes and ( hot as hell) that’s completely impossible anyway right? Who cares about those appendages I’m SUPPOSED TO HAVE!?!?! >.<!!!!

GIMME BACK MY TOES SEGA!!11!!

Srsly. I need ‘em. And looking at my feet now just freaks the heck outta me!

I mean I have all my fingers! Wait… Gotta check now actually-

...

Okay, yeah I have all my fingers. What, you just get too lazy to finish me OFF?! @o

Toes. I want some. =/

I will not ask again.

Sincerely (pissed off),
Sonic.


(PS: Knuckles is now afraid to take off his shoes. In case he has no toes too. …… X3 Heh. …So I suppose something good did come out of all that. =/ But still! Gimmebackmytoes! )



Done for pure shits and giggles. Scrapping later and don’t ask me why I posted this here because I dunno. I just imagine Sonic freaking out to find he has no toes. (I know Sonic chars have been officially drawn without toes for a while just… Sonic has not been put into a GAME toeless. : nods : Until Darkspine… )

Now imagine if Knuckles has no fingers… : ponders the horror :

Maybe their feet/hands just moulded to fit the shoes/gloves they’d been wearing for so long- … : lame :

Crappy doodles. Ignore the crappy~ This pic was shoved out today entirely for my own amusement. @.@;;

Poor, poor Sonic. All toe-deprived.